Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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