Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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