the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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