You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
