do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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