i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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