my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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