you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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