she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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