I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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