is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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