Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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