shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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