Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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