i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think my vagina is haunted
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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