Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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