So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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