her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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