i just google imaged poop.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
40s are totally the cure
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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