Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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