Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have post one night stand depression
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