i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
