Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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