so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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