alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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