So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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