Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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