Nicole vs. Life
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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