You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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