its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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