Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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