I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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