Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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