thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Did I show you my penis last night?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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