Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Where is the hickey?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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