I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm just crazy horny about you
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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