it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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