This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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