Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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