People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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