plz talk dirty to me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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