I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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