I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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