You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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