Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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