I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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