he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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