so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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