Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Its about making memories worth repressing
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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