Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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