we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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