Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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