Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Still dying that you shit outside
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
