I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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