My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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