I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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There r osticjed everywhere
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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