In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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